Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Apple release iYo

San Francisco, California: Apple CEO Steve Jobs today revealed what must have been the worst kept secret in the world of gadgetry in the recent past, the Apple iYo. "Today, we are going to show you the most unbelievable, the completely extraordinary, the absolutely stupendous and the totally marvellous iYo".

"The iYo represents the cutting edge in modern technology", Mr Jobs added. "It is the ultimate tool for keeping up with the times, since it is designed to be perpetually cool", he said, to the sound of rapturous applause and whistling by the gathered journalists.

"The Apple iYo comes in 3 versions, the iYo 16 GB priced at $499, the iYaYo 32 GB at $649 and the iYaYaYaYo 64 GB at $799. There is also a Hindu religious version, the Apple iAppa which is would be made available only to men", Mr Jobs concluded.

At the end of the presentation, Mr Priyananda Shenoy, who was already taller than everybody else, and thus had no problem grabbing the attention of Mr Jobs, asked "But what the hell does this iYo do?"; to which Mr Jobs replied "How does it even matter, it will always be cool. It is yo man". That is when Dingri Nagaraj N S Rao jumped from behind the curtain and said 'ayyayyappo kila kila" and ran away.

PS: The iAppa reference is thanks to Priya.

14 comments:

The God Of Tall Things said...

nin iYyan.

VeraGemini said...

lol

Pandu said...

rotfl...

Anjali said...

+10,000 for iAppa

Rakesh said...

N.S. Rao patented KilaKila and not Dingri Nagraj. (Dingri's was Ugiri Makkakke)

Pradeep said...

iCh, iLevel post maga !

Chandan R said...

lol.. good one maga.

techieV2 said...

Super iyA :-P

The God Of Tall Things said...

If Jobs was a tam, would he call it iYyer or iYyengar?

Siddu said...

i got the morning kick i needed :) i'm gonna buy all those iYo, iYaYo n iAppa.

Will never forget The God's "nin iYyan" :O.

MYSTERY OF MY SPIRIT said...

iM loving it :-)

rangaram said...

this is similar and less hilarious compared to this http://www.bosey.co.in/2008/09/apple-launches-ithing-nobody-knows-what.html

good work (jus wanted to let u know)

Raju said...

@rangaram: Of course. Please see the update now.

Snaky-eater wanna Nirvana said...

This is too good. Another one for the iYER.