Lovemaking

Step 1: Obtain a bed
Step 2: Put it in a bed room
Step 3: Find a partner
Step 4: Boot machine up, preferably to linux or some *nix OS.
Step 5: Copy the contents given below into a makefile, put it in some place convenient and go to that directory in the shell
Step 6: Type make love , press return and enjoy

love: partner_find
      echo "Nice try sucker"
partner_find:
      echo "Yeah right!"