i dream of the day when NP-completeness is taught in kindergarten
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Priya: i dream of the day when NP-completeness is taught in kindergarten
evolution man
our kids are noticibly smarter than us
That dream is NP-Complete
idiot, no one is teaching elementary number theory in kindergarten yet
not after all these years...
i blame TV
no one teaches congruences in kindergarten
eh?
i blame TVs ... cartoons make kids dumb
kindly die
do you want your daughter to be 35 from birth?
my daughter will win the nobel, turing and fields medal ... before i die
She will be a burglar
that too :D
My daughter will win the wimbledon, nobel, turing, cricket, rugby and football world cups and be chairman of IMF
She will win the Ranji also
and also a KQA quiz
my daughter will win an oscar playing herself in a movie about herself
my daughter will buy the oscars and keep winning it forever
in all categories
she will also win the best daughter in a daughter's role
my daughter will clone herself and rule the world
my daughter will break those rules
my daughter will solve world poverty, hunger,population and pollution ... during spring break
my daughter will have to make her own problems to solve because she would've solved everything else by birth
my daughter will throw your daughter in a dustbin
my daughter will prove the Shenoy Thesis: anything which can or cannot be computed can be computed by a Shenoy
my daughter will expose the farce in this
and prove the Rajesh thesis: If you don't know how to do it, forget it
he he ... this is a nerdy versiobn of Chuck Norrisisms
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your daughters will be buggy cyborgs in some 2095 version of Ghost in the Shell, coz thats abt as long as its gonna take for u guys to get laid (I can definitely speak for Rajesh :P )
my son will marry both u guy's daughters and confine them to kitchen.
its Priyananda, you idiot.
My daughter will divorce your son, Rakesh and make him kangaal by taking all his money.
impossible, nobody stands up to the "Fate". he controls everyone. he controls everything. everything.
My daughter will discover a way to reproduce asexually thus abolishing marriage. But people will continue to have sex for exercise.
ROTFL
I dream of the day when NP completeness is taught in RV :p
hmm.. er.. Considering the way you guys chat and the fact that you've let the world know about it, I think you've missed a basic premise here.
Someone should be ready to fornicate with you guys before you can have start having such wonderful daughters.
Chat that helped nobody
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