Tuesday, 26 February 2008

My daughter

Priya:
i dream of the day when NP-completeness is taught in kindergarten
Rajesh:
nicest try
Priya: i dream of the day when NP-completeness is taught in kindergarten
Priya:
evolution man
our kids are noticibly smarter than us
Rajesh:
That dream is NP-Complete
idiot, no one is teaching elementary number theory in kindergarten yet
not after all these years...
Priya:
i blame TV
Rajesh:
no one teaches congruences in kindergarten
eh?
Priya:
i blame TVs ... cartoons make kids dumb
Rajesh:
kindly die
do you want your daughter to be 35 from birth?
Priya:
my daughter will win the nobel, turing and fields medal ... before i die
Rajesh:
She will be a burglar
Priya:
that too :D
Rajesh:
My daughter will win the wimbledon, nobel, turing, cricket, rugby and football world cups and be chairman of IMF
She will win the Ranji also
and also a KQA quiz
Priya:
my daughter will win an oscar playing herself in a movie about herself
Rajesh:
my daughter will buy the oscars and keep winning it forever
in all categories
she will also win the best daughter in a daughter's role
Priya:
my daughter will clone herself and rule the world
Rajesh:
my daughter will break those rules
Priya:
my daughter will solve world poverty, hunger,population and pollution ... during spring break
Rajesh:
my daughter will have to make her own problems to solve because she would've solved everything else by birth
my daughter will throw your daughter in a dustbin
Priya:
my daughter will prove the Shenoy Thesis: anything which can or cannot be computed can be computed by a Shenoy
Rajesh:
my daughter will expose the farce in this
and prove the Rajesh thesis: If you don't know how to do it, forget it
Priya:
he he ... this is a nerdy versiobn of Chuck Norrisisms

10 comments:

Aditya Sethuraman said...

your daughters will be buggy cyborgs in some 2095 version of Ghost in the Shell, coz thats abt as long as its gonna take for u guys to get laid (I can definitely speak for Rajesh :P )

Rakesh said...

my son will marry both u guy's daughters and confine them to kitchen.

The God Of Tall Things said...

its Priyananda, you idiot.

The Quark said...

My daughter will divorce your son, Rakesh and make him kangaal by taking all his money.

Rakesh said...

impossible, nobody stands up to the "Fate". he controls everyone. he controls everything. everything.

The God Of Tall Things said...

My daughter will discover a way to reproduce asexually thus abolishing marriage. But people will continue to have sex for exercise.

Nishant Ratnakar said...

ROTFL

Nalini said...

I dream of the day when NP completeness is taught in RV :p

Raghavendra Raichur said...

hmm.. er.. Considering the way you guys chat and the fact that you've let the world know about it, I think you've missed a basic premise here.

Someone should be ready to fornicate with you guys before you can have start having such wonderful daughters.

The Marquis said...

Chat that helped nobody